Tip Of The Day FTW

It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

Banging your head against a wall uses

150 calories an hour.

Men can read smaller print than women, but

women can hear better than men.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs

into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.